The baby’s name is “Abcde” (Pronounce: “AB-si-dee”, “Ab-seed”, “Apt”, whatever!). He is a highly intelligent baby with an IQ score of 201!
Don’t bother making funny faces to him, Abcde finds it disgusting. He even finds it an insult to wear a diaper or drinks milk. He prefers beer.
Abcde holds a honorary doctorate from Oxford specializing in Gynecology.
Since you are here, come and solve some of Abcde’s riddles: