The baby’s name is “Abcde” (Pronounce: “AB-si-dee”, “Ab-seed”, “Apt”, whatever!). He is a highly intelligent baby with an IQ score of 201!

Don’t bother making funny faces to him, Abcde finds it disgusting. He even finds it an insult to wear a diaper or drink milk. He prefers beer.

Abcde holds an honorary doctorate from Oxford specializing in Gynecology.

Since you are here, come and solve some of Abcde’s riddles:

• I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
• What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
• What English word has three consecutive double letters?
• A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.